Here is the latest that made me laugh:
- I always sanitize the shopping cart and his hands before we go into a store. Today I forgot. Second later, Trey says, "Moooommmyy, you better wash my hands or I will get sick!"
- Last night, Trey came up to me and puffed his belly out as far as it would go and said, "Look, Mommy, I have a baby in my belly!" This began a discussion between us about how girls have babies and boys don't.
- Trey found an old sippy cup under his bed and ran to the sink, saying, "This is old water, Mommy. It's nasty!"
- We were leaving to go to the store and as I'm about to walk out the front door, Trey says, "Mommy, you got your keys? Mommy, you got your phone?" Who needs sticky notes when you have a toddler to remind you of everything;-)